The New Hampshire primaries and the Iowa caucuses are still months away, but the candidates have been out stumping for months and months. Let's say that you aren't happy with any of the choices so you decide to throw your hat in the ring. Right up your platform.
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Chocolate. My platform is chocolate. Meaning if you vote for me, I shall use your hard earned tax dollars to buy myself chocolate.
(If I were you, I would not vote for me.)
Milk chocolate or dark chocolate?
Milk chocolate. Dark chocolate is good for your heart, and a heart is not necessary for a politician.
;)
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